She's Dreaming of a White Christmas

Megyn Kelly of Fox News made the news recently for going (disturbingly) nuts in response to an article on Slate.com by an author, an African American woman, who wrote about the concept of a black Santa Claus. The Internet basically imploded, Jon Stewart took her down, then Megyn tried to play it off as a joke misunderstood by humorless liberals.  

Megyn, Megyn, Megyn......... it's not that we're all humorless. You're just not funny. If there is any joke here, it's on you. See, you think you are hosting the Kelly File because you are a smart, articulate, and informed person. But actually, it has equally as much to do with the fact that you are a pretty, blond, white girl who is willing to wear plunging necklines and f**k me shoes in front of the camera. Don't believe me? Stop dressing sexy and see how long it takes Roger Ailes to come barreling down the hallway shouting "WTF happened to my ratings?".

I know defining you in such a limiting manner sounds unfair and probably even sexist, and it may make you feel uncomfortable to be described in such a way. But to paraphrase your own words, "Just because it makes you uncomfortable, that doesn't mean it has to change". Sucks when society refuses to change its stereotypes, huh? Happy Holidays.